I have to take a water pill that really makes me go
I think my doctor gets a thrill to know I'm running so
It seems I can't go anywhere without having to worry
Cause when it gets hold of me, I really have to hurry!
It happens to me everywhere, even when I go to eat
And when I have to go I say "Get going feet"
They tell me not to worry about my condition and all
But they don't give up their place when there's no empty stall
So I gess I'll have to hang in there and count my belssings to
I'm lucky I don't have to eat prunes; we all know what they can do!